Bila umur dah meningkat dewasa ni.. haku mula
terfikir nak menulis something yang berguna kepada manusia sejagat! Nah ayat
kau! Sometimes I try hard to be normal! But its boring.. so im back to being
me! Apa yang penting, love you,,, yourself guys! And anda akan mula hargai dan
Nampak kelebihan you all… haaa giteeeew!... baiklah.. back to the title!
Now im going to give it to you.. tips or cara
betul nak hidup dalam masyarakat..ataupun cara nak jadi orang normal! And of course some of you guys started to
mumbling. Alah minah nih!.. this kind of things pun nak share dengan semua
orang.. that is the basic things that people akan buat lah! Daily routine..
kan? (sambil muka mencebik). Ill give to you the list or the rule to live
in a normal society! Sila sediakan ruang
yang luas in your head then don’t ever spit them out of your mind ! haha
1)
When using someone else’s phone or
computer, don’t go through their stuff without permission.
Well guys! This is the basic rule yang
korang dah tahu tapi korang tak buat! Isn’t? korang tahu checking ‘someone’
punya stuff without permission itu salah kan..? especially! àMessaging, Gallery, Drop Box, File in the laptop or something yang
korang rasa its supposed to be ‘private’ (in bracket) but still buat.. oh I
mean, ‘TERRRR’ buat. Right babe?! Tak elok guys.. please, please and please im
begging you, don’t do that.. just don’t! urmmm I mean DON’T!! korang hormati
privacy kawan korang and we guys pun akan hormati privacy korang! PAP!! Simple
as that!
2)
If you stay the night at someone’s
house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.
The second basic rule is this one!
Kalau bermalam kat rumah kawan korang, make sure that lipat kain selimut and
kemas katil.. otherwise, kawan Korang jenis yang kepala ting tong dan memang dah
kedudukan selimut dan cadar diorang tu macamtu! Memang dah sedia maklum yang diorang
bukan someone yang suka lipat selimut, kemas cadar ke, bilik sepah macam
tongkang pecah ke.. or kami dah tahu walaupun kami kemaskan cadar bilik itu but
still bilik diorang macam berupa begitu then barulah tak payah kemas walaupun
korang cuba sehabis daya! Tapi cuba jugak! At least you make an effort to it!
3)
Pay back borrowed money as soon as
possible no matter how little the amount is. Don’t assumed that they don’t need
it and never make them ask you for it.
Pinjam à bayar .. Pinjam à Bayar .. simple as that isn’t? walaupun
setakat pinjam satu ringgit untuk beli air.. but please, that is not your
money.. jangan ingat.. ‘alah seringgit ja pun nak berkira’.. ‘dia tak ingat
kot’.. nope! Percaya atau tidak.. hutang.. walaupun sepuluh sen akan tetap
diingat.. careful, jangan rosakkan kepercayaan orang terhadap anda. Bak kata
Lady Gaga.. “Trust is like a mirror”... sekali retak, tak ada makna dapat elok
balik..even sambung dengan gam gajah, gam badak, atau gam dinasour sekalipun!
Believe me guys.. jadi cuba lah untuk bayar balik yang telah diberi pinjam..
kalau tak boleh full pun at least make it half pun tak pa dah! Oke?? Good
then.. Lets move to the next one.
4)
When you borrow someone’s car, fill up
the tank as a way of saying thank you.
Haa.. ini satu lagi.. anda pinjam your
friends car, motorcycle or whatsoeva, please fill up the tank though. Kasi
masyuk sepuloh hengget pun dah oke kalau dah taka da duit sangat. Jangan
keringkan minyak kereta kawan anda walaupun anda tengok the fuel are still
full.. Pepatah cliché yang haku nak cakap kat sini is ‘fulfill happiness feels
by fill up the tank with fuel’ entah betul atau tidak.. cer baca kuat-kuat
makcik ko nak dengar? Hihi.. isilah walaupun anda tahu minyak tu masih banyak
or ada separuh lagi.. hargai orang yang tolong anda.. at least!
5)
If you ask your friends for help with
some housework, feed them, as payment.
Haa.. rule ini lebih sesuai diguna
pakai oleh students! You have a lot of
assignment to do, you don’t know what to do, then you ask you friends on how to
do, and lets feed them okay Scooby-Doo?! Hehe.. tak kira lah maggi satu
plastik ke, urmm, nasi satu pinggan ke, or buy them with a chocolate ke.. baru
diorang akan rasa di hargai.. and believe me, its easy to ask for a help next
time!! Bukan nak gunakan diorang, tapi mintak tolong ajarkan saja! Oh wait!
Mintak tolong ajar okay! Bukan mintak tolong buat!!! Herrrr!!
6)
When someone else cooks for you, offer
to help clean up the kitchen.
Oh ya guys.. even she is your mother!!
Urmm.. tapi rule ini lebih sesuai untuk in laws ni!. Hehe.. bila you guys punya
lovers bawak korang jumpa future mother in law ni kan.. they cook for you
right? Jangan tinggalkan pinggan mangkuk dalam sink macamtu sahaja.. oh one
more thing, even bakal mak mentua korang tu cakap, “letak ja situ, tak payah basuh,
lepas ni aunty basuh”.. itu bermaksud = sila basuh!! Hahahaha… Attention girls!
Jangan tinggalkan pinggan kotor macamtu sahaja otherwise your future mother in
laws will become EX future mother in law nanti!! Jaga-jaga!!! Hehehe
7)
Don’t smoke when someone around you is
visibly uncomfortable.
This rule sesuai dengan lelaki,
especially smokers! Diorang ni bila dah nak merokok, tak kira tempat, diorang
akan smoke! Oh ya, even borak ramai-ramai bersama geng lelaki, but still got
someone who did not smokes right? Hormati diorang… please. Biarlah anda sorang
yang sakit, don’t let other people sakit because of YOU! I tell you what, 30%
of the smoke masuk dalam paru-paru anda , and 70% of the smoke akan berkeliaran
pada udara sekeliling anda. Urrghh… im sick of that! Mendatangkan bahaya pada
orang lain pulak. You choose untuk sakit.. but don’t let other people sakit
jugak oke! Respect!
8)
Turn the volume down when you’re
watching a video or playing a game on your fhone in a public place or better
yet, use headphones.
Ini satu lagi, kalau korang berada
dekat public, or bilik kawan or.. ada kawan dalam bilik korang, please turn the
volume down. Bukan apa, diorang pun ada something else to do right. Diorang
akan rasa terganggu dengan sound from your gadget. Whateva it is! Oh yes.. one
more thing, if you have your friend with you.. jangan pakai headset, handsfree
or anything yang akan buatkan you are not going to have two ways of conversation
with your friends otherwise itu akan memburukkan keadaan. Its kind of rude. I
mean, tak elok. Nampak anda seorang yang anti social especially your roommate..
9)
Always leave the last piece of food
for the person who bought it unless they insist they wont eat it.
Ini punya rule manyak sesuai dengan
student life jugak. Anda dah tahap kebulur. Your friend buy a food for instance
goreng pisang ke apa, kawan korang cakap, ‘makanlah tadi beli dekat roundabout’
then he went away tukar baju ke masuk bilik air ke. The worst thing is korang
makan sampai habis pisang goreng tu.. sebab korang fikir mesti diorang dah
makan on the way balik tadi! You are so wrong!! Eventhough kawan korang dah
makan.. leave the last piece for them then pelawa diorang makan pulak walaupun
itu bukan korang punya, ingat! Pelawa!! And kalau dia cakap dia memang beli
untuk enko, baru ko boleh makan sampai abes! Paham babe? Bare in mind!
10) Don’t Break up with someone over the text
messages
The last rule!!! Witwitt! Aahaa!! This
one suit untuk lovers! Gaduh sakit putus, gaduh sikit mintak putus! Sedangkan
lidah lagi tergigit!.. wahhh giteww! Paham tak.. sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit
inikan jari yang menaip! Typo banyak!
Haha.. typo takpe lagi. The worst things ever is, anda tulis maksud lain..orang
baca bunyi lain.. ini akann mendatangkan misunderstood between you and your
friends. Dan akan memburukkan lagi keadaan! .. gaduh dengan kawan, taip mesej
panjang-panjang. Hantar.. orang baca siap nada lagi tao! Careful then.
Selesaikan dengan elok.. face to face, lagi puas, ingat.. oke?
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