10 RULED TO LIVE IN A NORMAL SOCIETY

Bila umur dah meningkat dewasa ni.. haku mula terfikir nak menulis something yang berguna kepada manusia sejagat! Nah ayat kau! Sometimes I try hard to be normal! But its boring.. so im back to being me! Apa yang penting, love you,,, yourself guys! And anda akan mula hargai dan Nampak kelebihan you all… haaa giteeeew!... baiklah.. back to the title!

Now im going to give it to you.. tips or cara betul nak hidup dalam masyarakat..ataupun cara nak jadi orang normal!  And of course some of you guys started to mumbling. Alah minah nih!.. this kind of things pun nak share dengan semua orang.. that is the basic things that people akan buat lah! Daily routine.. kan? (sambil muka mencebik). Ill give to you the list or the rule to live in  a normal society! Sila sediakan ruang yang luas in your head then don’t ever spit them out of your mind ! haha

1)      When using someone else’s phone or computer, don’t go through their stuff without permission.

Well guys! This is the basic rule yang korang dah tahu tapi korang tak buat! Isn’t? korang tahu checking ‘someone’ punya stuff without permission itu salah kan..? especially! àMessaging, Gallery,  Drop Box, File in the laptop or something yang korang rasa its supposed to be ‘private’ (in bracket) but still buat.. oh I mean, ‘TERRRR’ buat. Right babe?! Tak elok guys.. please, please and please im begging you, don’t do that.. just don’t! urmmm I mean DON’T!! korang hormati privacy kawan korang and we guys pun akan hormati privacy korang! PAP!! Simple as that!

2)      If you stay the night at someone’s house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.

The second basic rule is this one! Kalau bermalam kat rumah kawan korang, make sure that lipat kain selimut and kemas katil.. otherwise, kawan Korang  jenis yang kepala ting tong dan memang dah kedudukan selimut dan cadar diorang tu macamtu! Memang dah sedia maklum yang diorang bukan someone yang suka lipat selimut, kemas cadar ke, bilik sepah macam tongkang pecah ke.. or kami dah tahu walaupun kami kemaskan cadar bilik itu but still bilik diorang macam berupa begitu then barulah tak payah kemas walaupun korang cuba sehabis daya! Tapi cuba jugak! At least you make an effort to it!

3)      Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Don’t assumed that they don’t need it and never make them ask you for it.

Pinjam à bayar .. Pinjam à Bayar .. simple as that isn’t? walaupun setakat pinjam satu ringgit untuk beli air.. but please, that is not your money.. jangan ingat.. ‘alah seringgit ja pun nak berkira’.. ‘dia tak ingat kot’.. nope! Percaya atau tidak.. hutang.. walaupun sepuluh sen akan tetap diingat.. careful, jangan rosakkan kepercayaan orang terhadap anda. Bak kata Lady Gaga.. “Trust is like a mirror”... sekali retak, tak ada makna dapat elok balik..even sambung dengan gam gajah, gam badak, atau gam dinasour sekalipun! Believe me guys.. jadi cuba lah untuk bayar balik yang telah diberi pinjam.. kalau tak boleh full pun at least make it half pun tak pa dah! Oke?? Good then.. Lets move to the next one.

4)      When you borrow someone’s car, fill up the tank as a way of saying thank you.

Haa.. ini satu lagi.. anda pinjam your friends car, motorcycle or whatsoeva, please fill up the tank though. Kasi masyuk sepuloh hengget pun dah oke kalau dah taka da duit sangat. Jangan keringkan minyak kereta kawan anda walaupun anda tengok the fuel are still full.. Pepatah cliché yang haku nak cakap kat sini is ‘fulfill happiness feels by fill up the tank with fuel’ entah betul atau tidak.. cer baca kuat-kuat makcik ko nak dengar? Hihi.. isilah walaupun anda tahu minyak tu masih banyak or ada separuh lagi.. hargai orang yang tolong anda.. at least!

5)      If you ask your friends for help with some housework, feed them, as payment.

Haa.. rule ini lebih sesuai diguna pakai oleh students! You have a lot of assignment to do, you don’t know what to do, then you ask you friends on how to do, and lets feed them okay Scooby-Doo?! Hehe.. tak kira lah maggi satu plastik ke, urmm, nasi satu pinggan ke, or buy them with a chocolate ke.. baru diorang akan rasa di hargai.. and believe me, its easy to ask for a help next time!! Bukan nak gunakan diorang, tapi mintak tolong ajarkan saja! Oh wait! Mintak tolong ajar okay! Bukan mintak tolong buat!!! Herrrr!!

6)      When someone else cooks for you, offer to help clean up the kitchen.

Oh ya guys.. even she is your mother!! Urmm.. tapi rule ini lebih sesuai untuk in laws ni!. Hehe.. bila you guys punya lovers bawak korang jumpa future mother in law ni kan.. they cook for you right? Jangan tinggalkan pinggan mangkuk dalam sink macamtu sahaja.. oh one more thing, even bakal mak mentua korang tu cakap, “letak ja situ, tak payah basuh, lepas ni aunty basuh”.. itu bermaksud = sila basuh!! Hahahaha… Attention girls! Jangan tinggalkan pinggan kotor macamtu sahaja otherwise your future mother in laws will become EX future mother in law nanti!! Jaga-jaga!!! Hehehe

7)      Don’t smoke when someone around you is visibly uncomfortable.

This rule sesuai dengan lelaki, especially smokers! Diorang ni bila dah nak merokok, tak kira tempat, diorang akan smoke! Oh ya, even borak ramai-ramai bersama geng lelaki, but still got someone who did not smokes right? Hormati diorang… please. Biarlah anda sorang yang sakit, don’t let other people sakit because of YOU! I tell you what, 30% of the smoke masuk dalam paru-paru anda , and 70% of the smoke akan berkeliaran pada udara sekeliling anda. Urrghh… im sick of that! Mendatangkan bahaya pada orang lain pulak. You choose untuk sakit.. but don’t let other people sakit jugak oke! Respect!

8)      Turn the volume down when you’re watching a video or playing a game on your fhone in a public place or better yet, use headphones.

Ini satu lagi, kalau korang berada dekat public, or bilik kawan or.. ada kawan dalam bilik korang, please turn the volume down. Bukan apa, diorang pun ada something else to do right. Diorang akan rasa terganggu dengan sound from your gadget. Whateva it is! Oh yes.. one more thing, if you have your friend with you.. jangan pakai headset, handsfree or anything yang akan buatkan you are not going to have two ways of conversation with your friends otherwise itu akan memburukkan keadaan. Its kind of rude. I mean, tak elok. Nampak anda seorang yang anti social especially your roommate..

9)      Always leave the last piece of food for the person who bought it unless they insist they wont eat it.

Ini punya rule manyak sesuai dengan student life jugak. Anda dah tahap kebulur. Your friend buy a food for instance goreng pisang ke apa, kawan korang cakap, ‘makanlah tadi beli dekat roundabout’ then he went away tukar baju ke masuk bilik air ke. The worst thing is korang makan sampai habis pisang goreng tu.. sebab korang fikir mesti diorang dah makan on the way balik tadi! You are so wrong!! Eventhough kawan korang dah makan.. leave the last piece for them then pelawa diorang makan pulak walaupun itu bukan korang punya, ingat! Pelawa!! And kalau dia cakap dia memang beli untuk enko, baru ko boleh makan sampai abes! Paham babe? Bare in mind!

10)   Don’t Break up with someone over the text messages

The last rule!!! Witwitt! Aahaa!! This one suit untuk lovers! Gaduh sakit putus, gaduh sikit mintak putus! Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit!.. wahhh giteww! Paham tak.. sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit inikan  jari yang menaip! Typo banyak! Haha.. typo takpe lagi. The worst things ever is, anda tulis maksud lain..orang baca bunyi lain.. ini akann mendatangkan misunderstood between you and your friends. Dan akan memburukkan lagi keadaan! .. gaduh dengan kawan, taip mesej panjang-panjang. Hantar.. orang baca siap nada lagi tao! Careful then. Selesaikan dengan elok.. face to face, lagi puas, ingat.. oke?